Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

Some Jokes!

2009-02-22T12:37:00.000-08:00

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!"
Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem ... If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"

I was recently riding with a friend of mine.
We were coming to a red light, and he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" He tells me this is how his brother drives.
We come to another red light, and again, he shoots right through it. I ask him, "Why'd you do that?" Again, he tells me this is how his brother drives.
We come to a green light, and he SLAMS on the brakes. My heart nearly goes into my throat. I shouted at him, "Why do you do that?!"
He replied, "You never know, my brother could be coming the other way."

Eddie was driving down the road and a met a car coming the other way. Although there was room to pass easily, Eddie forced the oncoming car to slow down and wound down his window and shouted 'Pig' . The other driver looked in his rear view mirror and swore at Eddie. Then his car hit the pig.

2009-02-22T12:05:00.000-08:00

Let's say that you both a car that you want to modify, to tune it. Here are some rules to fallow so that your car doesn't look funny:

1. Before you start tuning your car try to design what you want to do on paper or on the PC. This way you will have an idea of how the car will look after you finish modifying it

2. Use the best materials for your car. You don't want the paint to come off after a few days from spraying. Also cheap materials make your car look cheap.

3. Find parts that fit on your car. Don't put a very big spoiler for example on the car, it won't make your car look sportier.

To Be Continued....

Need For Speed Prostreet

2009-02-22T11:47:00.000-08:00

Do you think you are a racer? Do you think you have a cool car? Think again...

What car is this?

2008-12-12T07:40:00.000-08:00

What cars is this? I think it's a mutant...

Loud Pipes Saves Lives!

2008-12-12T07:33:00.000-08:00

Loud Pipes Saves Lives. This car owner thought a car=4 weels ; 2 bikes=4 weels =>a car= 2 bikes. So he got a exaust big enought to be heard from half way aroun the world.

Pink Panther.

2008-12-12T07:31:00.000-08:00

If the Pink Panther would have a car this would be it.

A cheaper way to tune your car.

2008-12-12T07:26:00.000-08:00

Why to use more expensive materials to tune your car when wood is all around you.

School Bus

2008-12-12T07:22:00.000-08:00

If you want to ride in style at school you need to have one pinped out ride

Low rider

2008-12-11T02:51:00.001-08:00

Pig car

2008-12-11T02:49:00.002-08:00

1 hp car

2008-12-11T02:49:00.001-08:00

This car was trying to get past me on the other lane.

The Mercedes Cobra

2008-12-11T02:46:00.001-08:00

Mercedes Benz facelift

2008-12-11T02:45:00.001-08:00

The Pimps golf cart

2008-12-11T02:44:00.001-08:00

The Nike truck!

2008-12-11T02:41:00.000-08:00

The dragon car

2008-12-10T13:16:00.000-08:00

Is it a car, or a dragon?

2 pink friends

2008-12-10T06:30:00.001-08:00

Live pink!

Red Bull gives you wings

2008-12-10T06:09:00.000-08:00

Red Bull gives you wings! Fly car, flyyy..

Audi vs BMW

2008-12-10T05:46:00.000-08:00

Is it a Audi with BMW weels or

a BMW disguised as a Audi?